Hi kids

Have you been seated at the singles table at way too many weddings, watching the wine waiters pass you by and being offered orange juice when you obviously need something stronger? Have you cringed at the lovely couple dancing to Michael Bolton or Celine Dion? Do you make fun of ugly bridesmaid dresses? Do you have an above-average level of sarcasm, irony and snark?

Then this is the place for you! Join us as we pick apart the wedding pages, mainly for our entertainment but for yours as well.

Please note that we have no issues with the institution of marriage and think that you should be allowed to do whatever you want on your special day. However, this lovely democratic nation we live in allows us to have our own opinion of your sartorial and musical choices. Please read with a large grain of salt and a side order of snark.

Bon appetit!